Welcome friends, as you may know my name is Harry, but now my friends call me Harry the wonder cat. I have a story for you that my alien cat peers sent me.
There once was a cat named Nate, he lived far away in a little jungle called Fruit loop. Fruit loop was a small yet big cat world. Nate said to him self one day " I think I will travel to a far away place called Howie." Nate traveled threw the forest of meat bones, past the milk river, into the sweater mountain. " I think i'm only 20 miles away from Howie!" Just then " Bang, boom," went a loud noise. A big pile of hand- me down sweaters came crashing down towards Nate. As he ran and jumped the pile just got bigger and bigger until one very large sweater somehow stoped it. nate realized that the pile was only just a few sweaters. Nate walked right on past the sweater mountain, " I'm here!" Nate finaly got to Howie after his crazy cat adventure. Howie was everything he had hoped it would be, it had cat spa's, cat malls, and everything you could hope for. That is the story of Nate the Cat.
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Friday, September 7, 2007
Introduction and Purpose
Hello Everyone - my name is Harry. I have been sent here by the Cat Home Planet to do research on humans. I am very lucky, my humans are very nice to me and recognize my superior intelligence and purpose.
While but a small kitten back in Fort Wayne, Indiana my early contact with humans was one of security and understanding. My first few months after being born, yes I was born normally I developed a trusting nature. I was an adorable stray kitten. I presented to humans my cute face that made them just want to pick me up. I became very used to being handled. My first lesson - humans are warm and caring.
This was my first transmittal back to the home planet. My antennae were developing in my eyebrow whiskers. I could feel the conduit to the home planet strengthen as I got older. The spirit of the planet was given to me at birth and it was developing in me.
One day I no longer lived on the street in Fort Wayne. I was taken to a home with other cats. 3 old ones, and a young one like me also black and white. The old ones were old. They were not as intelligent as I. They interacted with one another, they knew that I was special. They respected that and after a few days accepted me. The young black and white one was little, we looked cute together. We formed a playing bond, but there were times that she didn't feel well and we couldn't play.
With each passing month I would have stronger contact with the home planet. My transmissions began to accomplish my reason for being sent here - musings on what happens on this human planet from a cat perspective.
While but a small kitten back in Fort Wayne, Indiana my early contact with humans was one of security and understanding. My first few months after being born, yes I was born normally I developed a trusting nature. I was an adorable stray kitten. I presented to humans my cute face that made them just want to pick me up. I became very used to being handled. My first lesson - humans are warm and caring.
This was my first transmittal back to the home planet. My antennae were developing in my eyebrow whiskers. I could feel the conduit to the home planet strengthen as I got older. The spirit of the planet was given to me at birth and it was developing in me.
One day I no longer lived on the street in Fort Wayne. I was taken to a home with other cats. 3 old ones, and a young one like me also black and white. The old ones were old. They were not as intelligent as I. They interacted with one another, they knew that I was special. They respected that and after a few days accepted me. The young black and white one was little, we looked cute together. We formed a playing bond, but there were times that she didn't feel well and we couldn't play.
With each passing month I would have stronger contact with the home planet. My transmissions began to accomplish my reason for being sent here - musings on what happens on this human planet from a cat perspective.
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